Oh, no!! The FBI is on to me!!

In an email from ROBERT SWAN MUELLER III, FBI DIRECTOR, but, mysteriously enough, with this heading information:

From:     jrantonio@scu.edu Subject:     FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Date:     October 7, 2009 8:42:02 AM CDT

the FBI said to me:

** High Priority ** FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC. WASHINGTON D.C ROOM, 7367 J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535, 0001. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET We sincerely apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a certified mail,Post-mail,Phone or Face-to- face conversation, it is due to the urgency and importance of the security information of our citizenry. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), National White Collar Crime Center (NW3C), Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) and some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your payment without further delay.We will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank accordingly as we will be monitoring all their activities with you as well as your correspondence at all level. We recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case,we were made to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim.They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous elements are using this project as an avenue to Scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the activities of the Central Bank office. We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from Ohio has already contacted them,she presented all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued about US $10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from Ohio forwarded to them,this was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in contacting the true fund beneficiary and carrying out a professional investigations on this issue. Further more be informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don”t fall victim to this ugly circumstance anymore. And in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly: Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Tinubu Square,Lagos – Nigeria. office of the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (NAME: PROF. CHARLES CHUKWUMA SOLUDO) Email: centralbankofnigeria22@rocketmail.com Phone: +234-2100-56-76 Note: For your best interest and ensure a proper co-ordination by this body saddled with this sanitary responsibility we advice you forward any mail/e-letter that you receive which seem suspicious and does not emanate or originate from the office of the Central Bank or Federal Bureau of Investigation for cross examination before response for security reasons. Meanwhile we advice that you contct the Central Bank office immediately with the above e-mail address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed to enable you receive your contract payment now that foreign exchange is available . Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards the transfer of your payment. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms. Once again, we will advice that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you for the release of your fund as time is not in your favor.Send to them the following information as stated below. 1. Full Name: 2. Phone Number: 3. Fax Number: 4. Your age: 5. Current occupation: 6. A copy of your identification: For further information in relation with this notification or if you are at the verge of making any payment for whatsoever reason, we advice you to first reach us for professional advice to guide you against any unforeseen circumstances that might lead you into been scammed. Be wise and don”t be deceived. Yours Faithfully, ROBERT SWAN MUELLER III FBI DIRECTOR..

At least they had the courtesy to apologize for emailing me, instead of dropping by in the dead of night and waking me from my slumbers!! Glad they said at the beginning of the email that this was **High Priority**, too!! Geez! I never would have known… Update (9-9-09, 8:20 AM):  Mr. Mueller, aka JR Antonio, was kind enough to write again, warning me against “PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO AND DR.USMAN**THEY ARE SCAM ARTISTS**THEY CAN NEVER  SEND YOU A CENT)” and teaching me that the “FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA” has an “OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE ON ATM PAYMENT”!! Cool!!  I get from

From:     jrantonio@scu.edu Subject:     (VERIFICATION  PANEL ON CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT) Date:     October 9, 2009 3:13:13 AM CDT

the notice that I have more money coming!! More millions!! And all I need is an ATM card!!  But I must watch out for impostors, for people trying to swindle me!! Uh-oh!! These people are so nice and trustworthy, how could I not love them:

** High Priority ** OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE ON ATM PAYMENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (VERIFICATION  PANEL ON CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT) 5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex, Ahmadu Bello Way, Central Area, Lagos, Nigeria. TEL:+234-7090032235 Attn: Beneficiary, This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/inheritance file and found that why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligation given to you in respect of your contract/Inheritance payment. Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with none Officials in the Bank in your entire attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such illegal acts like this has to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problems. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center, that is the latest instruction from President Alhaji Umaru Yar’Adua[GCFR} Federal Republic of Nigeria and Federal Ministry of Finance. This Card Center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is Eight thousand five hundred dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the CARD PAYMENT CENTER(verifiationpanel@sify.com) an also send the following information to him in order for him to proceed immediately: 1. Full Name: 2. Phone Number: 3. Fax Number: 4. Address where you want them to send the ATM CARD to 5. Your age: 6. Current occupation: 7. A copy of your identification: The ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out USD$8,300,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2009. Also for your information you have to stop any further communication with any other person {s} or Office {s} (especially PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO AND DR.USMAN**THEY ARE SCAM ARTISTS**THEY CAN NEVER  SEND YOU A CENT)to avoid hitches in receiving your ATM payment stop dealing with them if at all you are dealing with THEM OR any other person.  Email me back as soon as you receive this important message for further direction and also update me on any development from the above-mentioned office. Note that because of impostures, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is {ATM-822} so you have to indicate this code when contacting the CARD CENTER by using it as your subject. DR ADEYEMI JOHNSON HEAD OF OPERATIONS 5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex, Ahmadu Bello Way, Central Area, Lagos, Nigeria. TEL:+234-7090032235 COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (VERIFICATION  PANEL ON CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT)