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Upcoming Conference

Upcoming Conference

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. Ha! LOL LOL  Love it!! “Breakfast: Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.” Using uppercase. Taxes. Grammatical errors. “Register Now!  Registration is via a confidential money transfer.  Send your bank’s name, account number, your name, address, telephone number, and fax numbers. Please note again that this transaction is strictly confidential and as such should be kept secret. Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.” Wow. Too funny…  🙂 I liked especially the “analysis of variance” and the “ROI” mentions. LOL Update (11:40 PM): The irony. I received the following email, from mohamed yayih <mohamed-yayih10@msn.com>, at 7:30 PM today:
YOUR URGENT RESPONSE IS NEEDED. Attn: Madam/ Mister, I received encouraging information about you and how trusts worthy you are. [The author got information on me, but does not know if I am a “Madam” or a “Mister???” — MG] I am delighted with such useful information. I am the manager of Auditing and Accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. [Repose??? Huh???– MG] I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($24.5) million to your account within 10 or 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim. I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (the owner of the account) died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2000. I don’t want the money to go into our Bank treasurer as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why I contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.(MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich , Germany ) Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. [Shh!!! No one tell!! Top secret!!! You are trustworthy customer, no? — MG] Upon receipt of your reply I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also, note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me. Waiting to hear from you. [Keep waiting. — MG] Thanks Yours truly, MR mohamed yayih (B.O.A) NB: The fund is free from drug and laundering related offences.

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