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Postprandial Math Joke

Posted by Michael Gold - June 29, 2011 - Humor, Mathematics

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!
From Volker Runde’s Math Jokes page.

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