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Creative Puns

Posted by Michael Gold - April 28, 2009 - Fun, Words

I received these in an email from family. I don’t know who thought of these, but they are clever. 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was — –Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, — –but it […]

Save the Word!

Posted by Michael Gold - March 19, 2009 - Words

There is an interesting site on the Internet — SaveTheWords.org — that has a collection of obsolete or going-extinct words: antipelargy, sparsile, sagittipotent, xenization, prandicle… Nice.

Iconoclast

Posted by Michael Gold - January 23, 2009 - SAT, ACT, ETC., Words

An iconoclast is “a breaker or destroyer of images, esp. those set up for religious veneration;” or “a person who attacks cherished beliefs, traditional institutions, etc., as being based on error or superstition.” From iconoclastic. Dictionary.com. Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/iconoclastic (accessed: January 23, 2009). The American Heritage Dictionary says: The original […]

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